Top 10 Funny Store Signs

[Funnyhat]

I got this one from Funny-Forum.com

Top 10 Funny Store Signs

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional".

[admin]

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

Thats all lindsey..

[jmbeach]

that's the car you sold her, right?

I know, I know, you gave it to her in good condition - she just cannot help herself thrashing on it

I like the one about the funeral home...

[Funnyhat]

I think Vortech should provide every full time worker with a company car...

[Vixen]

Pffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttt The techs are spoiled enough. Don't go giving them any new ideas. Besides if we bought them cars there would no money for those shiney new servers ya'll like so much.

[jmbeach]

Hey, that could be the next giveaway....

Lindey's car!

Of course, the winner would have to provide the tow truck to pick it up.