Pizza in the year 2008

[Funnyhat]

PIZZA - 2008
Operator:
"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?"

Customer:
"Hi, I'd like to place an order."

Operator:
"May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer:
"My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator:
"Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and
the phone number's 494-2366 Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance
is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling
from, sir?"

Customer:
"Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator:
"We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer:
(Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas."

Operator:
"I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer:
"Whaddya mean?"

Operator:
"Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure
and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't
allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer:
"Damn! What do you recommend, then?"

Operator:
"You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it."

Customer:
"What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator:
"Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library
last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer:
"All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then."

Operator:
"That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir.
Your total is $49.99."

Customer:
"Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.
Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer:
"I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator:
"That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."

Customer:
"Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long
will it take?"

Operator:
"We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas
on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer:
"How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"

Operator:
"It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up.

Customer:
"@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator:
"I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006
conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer:
(Speechless)

Operator:
"Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer:
"Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke".

Operator:
"I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering
free soda to diabetics."

[Vixen]

Hell, Brad is now a Pizza Hut VIP. LoL

[Funnyhat]

It is sad... I use to live in Bloomington MN... My apt was a less than a half a block from Pizza Hut... I pretty much could flash my blinds a few times and they would send me my regular. Its bad news when you start collecting pizza boxes or just say that because you are too lazy to toss them out.

[Vixen]

LoL You could build a fort with them.

[Funnyhat]

Ugh... it was bad... I had like 6 at one time at the whole place stunk like... well I won't even say because you are a woman... it was bad...