TOP SECRET Project

I just wanted to let everyone know, I (Vorteck Inc.) have a new server coming online today!

It will feature a 64-way CPU cluster, over 5TB of disk space using 50k RPM SCSI Hard drives, and 64GB of SQRIIM RAM. I will be installing Windows .NET server and 3 different unix-like OSes on it, all to be run at the same time in a VM enviroment, each user will have full access to every feature of the OS, no more control panel limitations!

I will only be asking $15,000 per year for this incredible service!
Sign up today by emailing me.

NOTE: All funds non-refundable!

and for those wondering, it sits on a 3mb DSL line with 2 IPS, so it will be BLAZING fast! If I can get enough to sign up I might add one more 3mb DSL line.

[admin]

lol

Well Man, I felt I had to do something for April 1! hadn't seen anyone else post something stupid.

[Brangwyn]

Count me in, wheres the signup link !! ... heh I guess a dissadvantage of being so far ahead of you guys Timezone wise is April fools was gone well and truly a day ago for us

I guess I'm still in for another few hours of pranks from my overseas friends

HERES THE LINK:

http://www.orderyourownbigpackoliest...rpromotion.cat

Darn I hate that date line!

[Vixen]

Originally posted by landiserve
Well Man, I felt I had to do something for April 1! hadn't seen anyone else post something stupid.

Oh Brad did the best April Fools Day joke LoL He fired 2 techs and billing rep

That doesn't sound very funny... unless it was actually a joke

[pano]

Billing Rep was fired?

Does that mean we won't get billed anymore??? lol

~Jim

[gadgetgal99]

I missed this yesterday, I gues I'll have to wait until April 1, 2004 to sign up.

[Vixen]

Originally posted by Bladesnitz
That doesn't sound very funny... unless it was actually a joke

Didn't I say it was an April Fool?? I coulda swore I did.

[Vixen]

Originally posted by pano
Billing Rep was fired?

Does that mean we won't get billed anymore??? lol

~Jim

No such luck, since I am the head of billing & I am not going anywhere. LoL

Gadgetgal, the link is now forever broken, I will have a new special next year. be on the lookout! Hopefully by then I can offer something better than DSL for my connectivity, maybe I can get my busload of equipment colocated at vortech DC or something, while it is being transported it would sport a 1.5mb satellite connection, so speed would not be much slower on the road than in a my backyard barn that is filled with hay and animals. (Oh I forgot ot mention it uses methane gas for power, and there is a plentiful supply of natural methane in the barn, so it has a built in power generator system that is nearly impossible to take out!)