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09-18-2004, 06:41 PM
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What day is it??
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way to the office.
At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the candy, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!"
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09-18-2004, 06:44 PM
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The woman was having an affair with the groundhog and it was the groundhog that sent her all the nice things. The husband still didn't get it
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09-18-2004, 06:48 PM
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LoL I didn't think of the beastiality spin. Thanks. :tongue:
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