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07-22-2004, 07:42 AM
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First Date
A man finally gets the courage to ask out a pretty lady he has seen for the past several weeks. He is delighted when she says 'Yes' to his invitation. They decide to go to the carnival that is in town. He will pick her up at 8.
He shows up at her door, and she looks fantastic. They get in the car and go to the carnival. He takes her on a few rides, wins her some stuffed animals, and then they sit down for a drink. After some nice chat he asks "What would you like to do next?" "I'd like to get weighed." She replies. So they go to the weight guesser guy and pay down the bet. He looks at her and says "I can guess your weight within 5 lbs. You weigh 120 lbs." "Actually, I weigh 110 lbs." She replies. So she wins a prize. They are walking away, and the man asks "What would you like to do next?". "I'd like to get weighed." She replies. The man is puzzled, but they go back to the weight guesser guy. They pay down the bet. He looks at her and says "I can guess your weight within 5 lbs. You weigh 110 lbs." "Yes I do" She says, and they walk away. They are walking away, and the man asks "What would you like to do next?". "I'd like to get weighed." She replies. The man is a rather annoyed at this. "The guy already knows your weight... of course he is going to say 110 lbs, and this just throwing money away!" But he pays the bet anyways. "You weigh 110 lbs." the guesser replies. "Yes I do" She says, and they walk away. They are walking away, and the man asks "What would you like to do next?". "I'd like to get weighed." She replies. Well this just sets the man off. "Listen lady, who do you think I am. You think I can just throw my money away?! You are just plain nuts, and I am outta here!!" He stomps off and leaves the pretty lady behind at the carnival. The lady takes a cab home and when she walks in the door, her roommate asks "So... how was your date?" "Wousy" She replies. 
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07-22-2004, 08:07 AM
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That's funny.
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07-22-2004, 09:05 AM
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rofl......Good one!!!
I have to admit, I had to think about it awhile, and go back to her repeated requests, but I finally caught on. Never fear though, I catch on to technical problems much quicker
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07-22-2004, 05:57 PM
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that guys is a real woser
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