The users we have to deal with..

[kattouf]

Actual emails i got yesterday from a new user.

1:
this shyt does not work not at all how do i enter my code for my site in here insteadausing the lowsey code in ures

2:
ok please tell me how to enter codes into this sight ok soo i can use my own syt instead of ures cuz ures sucks either u do that or i want my money refunded asap

So i send him the welcome email with login details.

3:
i received it it seams u dont understand my problem ill repeat ure service sux i wanna beable to add my text to the website if i go to my site i dont get any thing i wanna be able to add my script to the sight and i cand therefore i think my money should be returned or shw me how to add script to my sight and how to view my sight if i got a web sight i dont want people viewing it to have to logon to view it damn wtf thats not secure


But i suspect he is a scammer anyway...

[chungmike]

Nice.

Amazing grammar and spelling. Is that how kids are writing nowadays, or is this person just not educated? I suspect both.

Sometimes if I get into a situation like that....I just refund the money, especially if he/she is a suspected scammer. That gets rid of the problem and headache quickly. Refer them to Geocities.

[ixie02]

How did that guy manage to register a domain - or do you do it?

[TheDesigners]

I think he's trying to push your buttons. Just push the "delete" button next to his account. You'll thank yourself in the morning.

[kattouf]

Oh i know how to deal with these guys, i don't waste my time, i already refunded and didn't hear back. Just wanted to share those emails....

Originally Posted by kattouf

Oh i know how to deal with these guys, i don't waste my time, i already refunded and didn't here back. Just wanted to share those emails....

Uh oh.... lol.

[Clayton]

Originally Posted by chungmike

Nice.

Amazing grammar and spelling. Is that how kids are writing nowadays, or is this person just not educated? I suspect both.

I'm 19, and use proper grammar....that is unless you catch me at 4 am doing tickets half asleep, then I tend to get the keys messed up sometimes

The customer could be young, but not all of us type like that

[Edwin]

Man, I'm 24 and I can't stand bad grammar and spelling (especially that IM-speak). That hurt my head! ^_^ I guess schools don't really teach English anymore like they used to, eh?

[ixie02]

Well, this may not be as good as yours but it's my zinger for the day. I met with a perspective client who had been working on an idea for 2 years; a worldwide classifieds site serving 300,000,000 cities. He was about to purchase a country/state/state/city database for $8,000. Ads would be posted for free and may include images. I asked, "have you done the server requirements math"?
Let's say each ad is 175 bytes of text x a 10k image, x 300,000,000. Put that the same single 10,175 byte ad in every city. - 300,000,000 x 10,175 = 3,052,500,000,000 bytes of hard drive space! "Well, can I host the site on a virtual server for $20 or $30 a month" he asked!

[TheDesigners]

Today I had a guy from India e-mail me the following:
Suppose You alloctae me a space of 100 GB .Now for any slaes I make you get a % additional
payment from my side, but the price should be low so that I can take care of the market competition.

[ixie02]

I guess this thread should be renamed "The Joke Of The Day".

[chungmike]

It's great to see the admins post here.
I'm sure they have tons of things to share, but sadly it would be some of our own trouble tickets and questions!

[Clayton]

Originally Posted by chungmike

It's great to see the admins post here.
I'm sure they have tons of things to share, but sadly it would be some of our own trouble tickets and questions!

LOL, tons would be an understatement.

[Edwin]

Haha, nah. The worst I've had was someone telling me I was wrong when I was right, and later on he realized he had misread something. But hey, if you guys ever decide to make a thread on Florida drivers, I have lots to share. ^_^

[Clayton]

Originally Posted by efiggy

But hey, if you guys ever decide to make a thread on Florida drivers, I have lots to share. ^_^

You all don't want to know about edwins driving, he thinks he is a ricer and can drift in our parking lot