Some Friday humor

[Brian]

A very successful lawyer ...

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new golden Lexus in front of the office in preparation for showing it off to his colleagues. As he was stepping out, a truck came along and completely tore off the driver's side door.

The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and in less than five minutes a policeman arrived. But, before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically that his
Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how much work the body shop did on it.

After the lawyer finally wound down, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief:
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

"My God," pondered the astonished policemen, "don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was obviously ripped off when the truck hit you!"

"Oh my God!," screamed the lawyer, "my Rolex!!!"

[nhdonny]

LOL Great