Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

[Vixen]

1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

4. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

5. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

7. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

8. Meow occasionally.

9. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

10. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

[dpyers]

I'd rather be in a elevator with some of the girls at speedvixens - I'd push all the buttons (elevator buttons of course)- lol.

[Vixen]

LoL Then you will love the model I met with yesterday. She's actually been in a few Special Edition Playboy mags.

[generic]

speaking of playboy, got my new edition of playboy in the mail today.. time to read

[desertdirk]

Originally Posted by Vixen

LoL Then you will love the model I met with yesterday. She's actually been in a few Special Edition Playboy mags.

Did you do this on an elevator? Sounds like it would be a fun thing to do.
DD

[Vixen]

Originally Posted by desertdirk

Did you do this on an elevator? Sounds like it would be a fun thing to do.
DD

LoL An interview would be difficult to do in an elevator. Don't you think?? :tongue:

[desertdirk]

Depends on what you mean by "interview"
dd

[Silverbug]

lol. i can see this thread going into the gutter (or should that be basement) pretty soon...

[Vixen]

Originally Posted by desertdirk

Depends on what you mean by "interview"
dd

Oh now must we get perverted?? LoL Considering this calendar is actually costing time & money to make, an interview means an actual interview. :tongue:

[desertdirk]

A man gets on the elevator at the lobby, rides to the 15th floor, gets off and walks five more flights up to his office on the 20th floor. At the end of the day, he gets on the elevator and rides it to the lobby.

Next day he does the same thing.

Why does he walk the five flights to his office?
dd

[dtay73]

He is a midget and can't reach higher than the row with the 15 button.


:wink2:

[Silverbug]

you forgot except on rainy days when he rides all the way to the top...he uses his umbrella to push the button

[bubba]

When I log on to the forum and see the top post is about elevator hijinks it gives me comfort as I know that all must be well in the land of Vortech.

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[toddharr]

Originally Posted by dtay73

He is a midget and can't reach higher than the row with the 15 button.

Maybe Vixen could spare him one of the homeless dogs to push the button for him?

[TheDesigners]

Originally Posted by toddharr

Maybe Vixen could spare him one of the homeless dogs to push the button for him?

Seeing-eye-dog
Elevator-button-pushing-dog….why not?

I’m putting my order in for the following:

Dish-washer-dog
Lawn-mower-dog
Vacuum-dog
Garbage-to-the-road-dog
Grocery-shopping-dog