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01-30-2003, 11:35 AM
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Viagra Slogans
The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone. Top Ten: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper. 8. Viagra, like a rock! 7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra. Tastes great! More filling! 2. Viagra, We bring good things to life! And the unanimous number one slogan 1. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs
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01-31-2003, 01:30 PM
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LoL...tooooo funny...I can't even pick a favorite, they are all so good.
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01-31-2003, 01:38 PM
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Vixen, have you noticed how others comment on your other funny posts...but not a single man has had anything to say about this one....hmmm....argghhh...I wonder where everyone is hiding today?
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#4
01-31-2003, 01:42 PM
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They are all debating what works best, Viagra or Muse, original or "herbal"; (well except me, I am trying to get Popper_mod working on windows for YOUR customers)
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01-31-2003, 01:50 PM
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I'm working too!! LoL. Your help is greatly appreciated.
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01-31-2003, 01:53 PM
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I wasn't meaning to imply you weren't working there, as I am here replying as well, but uploading changes at the same time.
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01-31-2003, 05:58 PM
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Well Lindsey, you know how guys are about their ummmm "equipment". LoL
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02-01-2003, 10:37 AM
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LOL :X
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