Celebrate

[Vixen]

A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished.

The woman said, "This is quite a predicament. We should drink a toast to celebrate this miracle and I just happen to have a bottle with me."

With this she handed it to the man. The man downed half the bottle and handed it back. The woman would not take it back and said, "I think I will wait until after the police arrive to celebrate."

[mfennell]

awwww thats messed up. hahahaha

[awen]

Just like a woman... :fire:

[admin]

Good one.. Funny thing is I could see vixen doing that too.. LoL

[awen]

Originally Posted by admin

Good one.. Funny thing is I could see vixen doing that too.. LoL

I would have thought the same thing... If I didn't know for a fact that the woman in the "joke" was my wife. Amazing how quickly and how long these urban legends circulate the net.