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[bootNumlock]

Digital...
this post is not tech support related... if you are having problems with NT19 might i suggest submitting a TT

[DigitalSkyline]

Who said anything about NT19?

Thats it... I'm getting the honey out of the cupboard.

[DigitalSkyline]

I slice a lemon in half and squeeze some juice in to the mug...

[DigitalSkyline]

I almost forget to put the tea bags in the water... phew!


Now gently Stiring ....

[bootNumlock]

speaking of nt19, anyone got any cool plans for the memorial day weekend? besides drinking tea

[DigitalSkyline]

Yeah, drinking beer --- oh and praying for the Pistons... they'll need it.

[Silverbug]

"How to bump up your post count" by DigitialSkyline

[mresell]

SB I think the odds of us making it to a million are up there with us making it alive to say Mars, at this point.

[Silverbug]

You know i think you might be right.

[awen]

Ok, since this thread is really boring... and another thread inspired me... and what follows is really pretty stupid in its own right... heres some geek humor for you, as programmed by me, just now... Microsoft is already inquiring for the licensing rights.

Classic ASP Geek Humor

On Error Resume Next
For X=1 to UBound(arrWife)
Response.Write "Never again will I sign away half my life to some bitch who will get a better lawyer than me and take me for 8/10ths of my paycheck again."
Response.Write "<BR>"
Response.Write "Damn her anyway."
Response.Write "<BR>"
Next

Response.Redirect("somesinglesbar.htm")

If Request.Querystring("WhereAreYouGoing")="Home" Then

If UBound(arrChildren,2)>0 Then
strAttached = True
Response.Write Err.Description
Response.End
End If
If Request.Querystring("AreYouAttached")=False Then
Response.Write "Can I buy you a drink?<input type='checkbox' value='ON' name='chkDrink'>"
ElseIf Request.Querystring("AreYouAttached")=True Then
Response.Write "What he don't know won't hurt him.<BR>"
Response.Write "Can I buy you a drink?<input type='checkbox' value='ON' name='chkDrink'>"
End If

If Request.Form("chkDrink")="ON" Then
Response.Write "Score!"
Else x=x+1
End If

ElseIf Request.Querystring("WhereAreYouGoing")="Home with you" Then
x=x+1 'eventually

End If

redo from start...

Yeah... it sucks... but lets see your best joke encoded as a program!

[cleonard]

Hey Admin,

Who let Dean go on a cruise? There's work to be done!!

[mresell]

Awen...have you talked to someone about this?

[awen]

No.... you think I might have some issues?

[mresell]

some???? Hey. Who doesn't have "issues"? The only people that appear normal are those at a distance.

[mresell]

What's this?