Things to do at Wal-Mart...

[Vixen]

Things to do at Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get cans of cat food and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Put M&M's on layaway.

8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

[awen]

1. Done that, it's one of my favorites.
2. Done that too, it's pretty cool. Also, find annoying toys which sing or dance; set off the whole display at once then leave.
3. Hershey's syrup is more fun.
6. This is more fun to do while on bicycles. (Jousting!)

[Silverbug]

I received one similar in my email the other day:

15 Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner
is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2 Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell them "Code 3 in Housewares" and see what
they do.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's
on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the
bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a
mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department,
ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming
the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna
look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, say "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

And, last, but not least!

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait
a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no
toilet paper in here!"

[Dabelo]

Some people have WAY to much time on theis hands!!

[admin]

LoL, yea but it's a lot of fun until they ban you from Wal-Mart.. I hate that place anyway.. hehe

[achabot]

Damn funny stuff. That's the most I've laughed in a while, while being online.

[Silverbug]

LoL, yea but it's a lot of fun until they ban you from Wal-Mart..

lol well thats no problem for me...we dont have wal-mart for a start