Eve in the Garden of Eden

[nhdonny]

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to
visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the
sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells,
the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just
one problem. It is these breasts you have given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out and I am
constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them
on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a
real pain," reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other
parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs,
eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two
breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced," as she put it.

That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my
first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six
breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of
those, but I see that you are right.. I will fix it up
right away." And God reached down, removed the middle
breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in
the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just
fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on
your part. You see, all the animals are paired off.
The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull; all the
animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.

"God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you
are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do
need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a
part of you. Now let's see...where did I put that
useless boob?"

Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than all that
bullshit about the Rib?

* Sometimes my mom forwards a good one. nh