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Old 02-11-2003, 11:38 AM
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Talking Your Computer and You

You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when....

1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.

2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.

5. You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.

6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

7. You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a computer.

8. When your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel really depressed.

9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask.

10. You move into a new house and you decide to "Netscape" before you landscape.

11. Your family always knows where you are.

12. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL, LOL".

13. After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a friend!
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Old 02-11-2003, 01:03 PM
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LOL LOL!

I think Admin fits well with #1

I do #5...hehe
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Old 02-11-2003, 01:03 PM
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Oh yea, #1 is DEFINITELY Admin...I can vouch for that. LoL
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Old 02-11-2003, 01:07 PM
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Oh no, I woke up at 3:44 last night to let the dog out and checked my email while waiting for her to come to the door, I need to get a grip on life!
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Old 02-11-2003, 01:08 PM
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I woulda told the dog to wait until it was at least light outside. LoL Maybe mine is just lazy. He can sleep until noon. LoL
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