Bat Contest

[Vixen]

Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner.

So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family". "Very good" said Dracula.

The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies " Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children". "Impressive" said Dracula.

Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe. Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he asked. And the bat replies. "Do you see this tower?" Dracula replies with a yes. And the bat says "Well, I didn't".

Does the 4th bat come along and suck the blood of the first three bats? That would be funny too...

[electricfox]

for the life of me I couldn't figure this one out last night. took a nice rest, and this morning found it was hilarious! ah, the mysterious powers of cognition.
thanks Vixen.

[Scroller]

Originally posted by electricfox
for the life of me I couldn't figure this one out last night. took a nice rest, and this morning found it was hilarious! ah, the mysterious powers of cognition.
thanks Vixen.

are you serious? ... you really took that long?

It is amazing to me that 2 out of 3 bats could see that tower at all, those must be the top 2 bats in the world! Last I heard they still couldn't see, but they can hear great!

Well, I feel dumb, I had to have Vixen explain it to me...